Welcome to Sticks With Stones. We make greeting cards that say what you're really thinking, but with the built-in option of a "just kidding" if people with no sense of humour actually get pissed off. That means no more wasting your hard earned money on cheesy sentimental bullshit that can be bought at any corner store. Instead, you should spend your money here, where there's swearing.
And if you have any questions, just email us. email@example.com